Animation Anarchy FAQ: Answering the Questions No One Asked (But Should Have)
Welcome to Animation Anarchy, the most chaotic, unnecessary, and undeniably genius corner of the internet dedicated to animated TV and film. You might have questions. You probably don’t. But that won’t stop me from answering them.
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What is Animation Anarchy?
It’s a blog. It’s a movement. It’s an animated fever dream disguised as intelligent analysis. We take animation way too seriously and not seriously at all, simultaneously. If you’ve ever wanted deep-dive breakdowns of Scooby-Doo’s tax fraud potential or a conspiracy theory about why Mickey Mouse might be a shadow government operative, you’re in the right place.
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Who writes this nonsense?
That would be me, Jesse Bray—a creative mad scientist, professional animator, and man with way too many opinions about cartoons. If you need credentials, I’ve been making animations since before YouTube even knew what HD was. If you don’t need credentials, good, because I was going to ignore that request anyway.
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Why is this called Animation Anarchy?
Because Animation Sensible, Well-Thought-Out Takes sounded boring. This blog is here to rip the filter off and say what everyone is thinking (or at least what I’m thinking at 3 AM after too much coffee).
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What kind of animation do you cover?
Everything from 90s classics to modern disasters. If it’s animated, it’s fair game—TV shows, movies, hand-drawn, CGI, stop-motion, even the horrifying wax figures from early 2000s 3D animation experiments. If it moves, we roast it.
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Is this a serious blog?
That depends. Are we serious about unserious things? Absolutely. Will we ever write a straightforward, no-jokes, purely educational post? Absolutely not.
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What cartoons do you refuse to cover?
• Powerpuff Girls (I know nothing, and I want to keep it that way.)
• Arthur (This aardvark is dead to me.)
• Teletubbies (Not a cartoon. Also, they haunt my dreams.)
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Why do you roast modern animation so much?
Because I love animation, and nothing hurts like watching it get mangled by AI-generated scripts, lazy reboots, and characters with the depth of a cardboard cutout. That being said, I give credit where it’s due… and then immediately take it back if the animation does something stupid in episode two.
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Is this just a nostalgia blog?
No. I have the memory of a goldfish and barely remember half the shows I watched as a kid. That’s why we deep-dive, rewatch, and painfully relive the awkward animation choices of our childhoods together.
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Are there spoilers?
Oh, absolutely. If you think this blog is going to tiptoe around spoilers, you’re in the wrong part of the internet. You’ve had decades to watch these shows. If you didn’t, that’s on you.
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What if I get offended by one of your posts?
Then you have excellent taste in getting offended because that means you actually read it. Feel free to rage-comment below so I can use your outrage to fuel my next post.
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What if I disagree with your takes?
Congratulations! You’re a fully functioning human being with your own thoughts and opinions. Feel free to argue in the comments, but just know that I am always right.
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Will this blog help me become an animator?
Sure! Here’s a free step-by-step animation tutorial:
1. Watch cartoons.
2. Complain about them.
3. Draw something better.
4. Realize animation takes forever and cry.
5. Keep animating anyway.
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Can I submit ideas or topics?
Yes! Just know that if your idea is terrible, I will pretend I never saw it.
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Where can I read more of your unfiltered thoughts on animation?
Follow me on YouTube, because let’s be honest, this blog is mostly here to drive traffic to my channel and make you laugh so hard that you can’t resist subscribing.
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Final Question: Why should I even read this blog?
Because you love animation, you love chaos, and you have nothing better to do right now. Or maybe because I bribed you with nostalgia, good taste, and the occasional conspiracy theory. Either way, welcome to Animation Anarchy—where cartoons get the respect (or disrespect) they deserve.
