Chillstone Charlie
Chillstone Charlie: Cooler than a snowbank, he’s the king of mellow vibes.
“Gobble Up a Lazy Rock!
Howdy, folks! Clive Turkey here, with the perfect last-minute gift that won’t peck at your wallet. Introducing Lazy Rocks—111 digital masterpieces with absolutely no purpose except sitting in your Web3 wallet looking fabulous.
Here’s the deal: I won’t mint these bad boys until all 111 are sold. So, if you want to own a piece of history (or just want something to laugh about at family dinner), grab one now.
They’re digital. They’re lazy. And they’re selling faster than corn at a turkey convention.”
Adoption Certificate Breakdown (Clive Style):
Certificate of Adoption
Signed and Sealed by Clive Turkey
Congratulations, [Insert Name Here]!
You are now the proud owner of [Insert Rock’s Name Here], one of my exclusive 111 Lazy Rocks.
What’s Special About Your Rock?
•Color: It’s got one. Probably.
•Face: A real looker, trust me.
•Hobbies: Chillin’. Forever.
Rules for Lazy Rock Ownership:
1.Attention Required: Almost none, except maybe a glance now and then.
2.Utility: None at all. Perfect for the laziest collectors around.
3.Return Policy: No returns—this rock isn’t going anywhere!
Certified by Clive Turkey:
I, Clive Turkey, officially declare this Lazy Rock part of your digital family. Keep it safe in your wallet, show it off to your friends, and let it sit there doing nothing for eternity.
Signed with a wing and a wink,
Clive Turkey
Chief Rock Gobbler
Chillstone Charlie: Cooler than a snowbank, he’s the king of mellow vibes.
“Gobble Up a Lazy Rock!
Howdy, folks! Clive Turkey here, with the perfect last-minute gift that won’t peck at your wallet. Introducing Lazy Rocks—111 digital masterpieces with absolutely no purpose except sitting in your Web3 wallet looking fabulous.
Here’s the deal: I won’t mint these bad boys until all 111 are sold. So, if you want to own a piece of history (or just want something to laugh about at family dinner), grab one now.
They’re digital. They’re lazy. And they’re selling faster than corn at a turkey convention.”
Adoption Certificate Breakdown (Clive Style):
Certificate of Adoption
Signed and Sealed by Clive Turkey
Congratulations, [Insert Name Here]!
You are now the proud owner of [Insert Rock’s Name Here], one of my exclusive 111 Lazy Rocks.
What’s Special About Your Rock?
•Color: It’s got one. Probably.
•Face: A real looker, trust me.
•Hobbies: Chillin’. Forever.
Rules for Lazy Rock Ownership:
1.Attention Required: Almost none, except maybe a glance now and then.
2.Utility: None at all. Perfect for the laziest collectors around.
3.Return Policy: No returns—this rock isn’t going anywhere!
Certified by Clive Turkey:
I, Clive Turkey, officially declare this Lazy Rock part of your digital family. Keep it safe in your wallet, show it off to your friends, and let it sit there doing nothing for eternity.
Signed with a wing and a wink,
Clive Turkey
Chief Rock Gobbler
Chillstone Charlie: Cooler than a snowbank, he’s the king of mellow vibes.
“Gobble Up a Lazy Rock!
Howdy, folks! Clive Turkey here, with the perfect last-minute gift that won’t peck at your wallet. Introducing Lazy Rocks—111 digital masterpieces with absolutely no purpose except sitting in your Web3 wallet looking fabulous.
Here’s the deal: I won’t mint these bad boys until all 111 are sold. So, if you want to own a piece of history (or just want something to laugh about at family dinner), grab one now.
They’re digital. They’re lazy. And they’re selling faster than corn at a turkey convention.”
Adoption Certificate Breakdown (Clive Style):
Certificate of Adoption
Signed and Sealed by Clive Turkey
Congratulations, [Insert Name Here]!
You are now the proud owner of [Insert Rock’s Name Here], one of my exclusive 111 Lazy Rocks.
What’s Special About Your Rock?
•Color: It’s got one. Probably.
•Face: A real looker, trust me.
•Hobbies: Chillin’. Forever.
Rules for Lazy Rock Ownership:
1.Attention Required: Almost none, except maybe a glance now and then.
2.Utility: None at all. Perfect for the laziest collectors around.
3.Return Policy: No returns—this rock isn’t going anywhere!
Certified by Clive Turkey:
I, Clive Turkey, officially declare this Lazy Rock part of your digital family. Keep it safe in your wallet, show it off to your friends, and let it sit there doing nothing for eternity.
Signed with a wing and a wink,
Clive Turkey
Chief Rock Gobbler
