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Pre-Order the future award-winning dark comedy about a vampire bookstore owner that feeds on bad authors.

The greatest, funnest and most essential vampire comedy poem you’ll ever read!

THIS IS A PRE-ORDER (sorry for the caps, but this is your ticket to a bloody adventure so please use your proper email address so you get this immediately downloaded to you when it is available).

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Pre-Order the future award-winning dark comedy about a vampire bookstore owner that feeds on bad authors.

The greatest, funnest and most essential vampire comedy poem you’ll ever read!

THIS IS A PRE-ORDER (sorry for the caps, but this is your ticket to a bloody adventure so please use your proper email address so you get this immediately downloaded to you when it is available).

Pre-Order the future award-winning dark comedy about a vampire bookstore owner that feeds on bad authors.

The greatest, funnest and most essential vampire comedy poem you’ll ever read!

THIS IS A PRE-ORDER (sorry for the caps, but this is your ticket to a bloody adventure so please use your proper email address so you get this immediately downloaded to you when it is available).

Pre-Order the future award-winning dark comedy about a vampire bookstore owner that feeds on bad authors.